“Hey Google, What’s The Punch : Hey Google Tell Me A Joke

hey google tell me a joke

We all need a good laugh every now and then, so why not ask your friendly neighborhood search engine? That’s right – you can now get some hilarious jokes from Google. All you have to do is say “Hey Google, tell me a joke” and the fun begins!

Google has an extensive library of jokes in its arsenal that will be sure to make even the grumpiest person chuckle. From classic knock-knock jokes to puns about cats and dogs, there’s something for everyone. You can also request specific types of humor by asking questions like “What are some dad jokes?” or “Tell me a corny joke.” The possibilities are endless!

Not only does this feature provide entertainment for adults but it also makes learning new material more enjoyable for children as well. Kids love hearing funny stories about animals or silly situations which helps them remember facts better than just reading off text books alone would ever do . Plus they’re less likely to be distracted when listening intently on what their digital assistant has up its sleeve next – making education much easier (and funnier) in the process !

Hey Google Tell Me A Joke

So don’t let those rainy days get you down – just ask Hey Google “tell me a joke” instead! With hundreds of different gags at your disposal ,you’ll never run out of ways keep yourself entertained while searching online

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“Hey Google, What’s The Punch

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!

What’s the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Husband wife jokes

One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”

“It depends,” She replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma.”

liar husband joke

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions
overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening at around
8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless
complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.

“Darling, I can’t lie to you,” the husband said. “I’ve been having an
affair with my secretary and we had sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t
wake up until eight o’clock.”

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying bastard! You’ve
been playing golf!”

Hilarious Short Blonde Jokes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They’re too hard to peel.

Q. Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
A. In case she had to draw some blood

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don’t know the route.

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You’d pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!”

Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, “ALL BLONDES AREN’T DUMB?”
A: No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s white-out on the screen.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.

Funny short jokes to experience best humor online’

Do you know the difference between God, Tailor, Girlfriend & Wife?
If not, than read it..
-God makes MAN,
-Tailor makes him GENTLEMAN,
-Girlfriend makes him HE MAN
-And wife makes him an obedient “DOBERMAN”.

Are you expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u because you are a vegetarian. Think and act about it.

Every women hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did..
And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

Do you know that what famous people have said??
Laziness is our biggest enemy. – Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies. – Mahatma Gandhi
Now tell, to whom should we follow?

Success is a relative term – it brings so many relatives!

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

What is the definition of good girls?
Well, good girls are those bad girls that never been caught.

Why have real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in
the morning?
Because if they do it in the morning than they’d have nothing to do in the afternoon.

A male is in love, is incomplete until he has married.
And after marriage?
He is finished..

What is Love?
It is like a sweet and cute sweet dream.
And what is marriage?
An alarm clock!!

If at first you don’t succeed..
Than what?
Destroy all the evidence that proves you tried..

Son: Day, can you tell me the difference between a bond and a bond trader?
Dad replied: Bond matures..

What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A wine and cheese party!

Knock knock jokes-Lettuce

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and you’ll find out.

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